I’ve been thinking back to what I used to wear for my
gigs - I’ve been gigging for over 18 years now – that’s right, I started
gigging when I was just 7 (ahem). And the outfit or rather fabric of choice I
distinctly remember back then was PVC. Now, there is, out there, photographic
evidence of these gigs. Unfortunately, I think it’s well hidden in my best friend’s
loft. I know, how disappointing. You would’ve all loved a giggle at my expense
wouldn’t you? Sorry about that.
But wait, all is not lost. I may not have the photos to
hand but I do have the gear itself! It’s not been worn for a VERY long time I
hasten to add – the last time being dressed as Trinity from The Matrix about 12
years or so ago. So I guess you’re wondering why a Style Advisor would hang
onto things she’s not wearing? How very ‘pot calling kettle black’ of me you
say. Well, the reason is that they’re a little piece of my past and I thought
that one day, when I am older, I would dig them out and have a good old laugh.
Well it seems that that day has arrived and how wonderful
that I have all of you here to share that moment with me – who’d have thunk it?
How privileged do you feel? Yes, hard to put into words isn’t it.
So here they are – in all their gorgeously tacky (to the touch and sight) glory! That’s two pairs of trousers - one bootleg pair and one straight leg pair and a top. They are making me smile and I remember thinking I was the bees’ knees prancing up and down the stage of the Queens Head in Fulham and The Horn of Plenty in St. Albans! I’m disappointed that I can’t find the electric blue bootleg pair actually - not sure where they’ve got to.
Sorry, what was that? Put them on? What? Are you all
insane? Oh ok then…as it’s you!So here they are – in all their gorgeously tacky (to the touch and sight) glory! That’s two pairs of trousers - one bootleg pair and one straight leg pair and a top. They are making me smile and I remember thinking I was the bees’ knees prancing up and down the stage of the Queens Head in Fulham and The Horn of Plenty in St. Albans! I’m disappointed that I can’t find the electric blue bootleg pair actually - not sure where they’ve got to.
This is an advance warning. Some viewers may find the
following photos of ‘cling-film wrapped mutton’ distressing.
I retract that last
statement labelling myself as mutton because in actual fact I think I’ve aged
far better than the PVC has. At least my top layer isn’t visibly flaking all
over the flippin’ floor! And that isn’t my bum that’s baggy either thank you
very much! I’m sure (and hope) they fitted better back in the day.
Err yes, it really does. Look
how high waisted these babies are. I remember my best friend and I having a right
old giggle in Miss Selfridge changing room (communal in those days – not good) at
how high the waist was then. So in comparison to today’s super low waist trends
these are super, super, super high. They cover at least two of my ribs. A couple of inches higher and I could wear them as a jumpsuit.
The bootleg pair (an
usual leg shape for plastic I think), fit slightly better (maybe not) around the bum but feel
so much more Eddie Izzard than the other pair.
Does my bum look big in this?
By the looks on your
faces, I can tell you are none too impressed. And judging from the tirade of “Why
are you wearing that mummy?” and “You look horrible mummy, take it off” and “It
does nothing for you” from Little T and Mr. B respectively, I don’t think my
family are embracing my Miss Whiplash look either.
But back when Blur and
Oasis were battling it out in the charts and the Prodigy were starting fires – I
was pretty sure I was the only female singer (definitely in St Albans anyway) wearing
PVC. And actually, I don’t think even the tough girls of Skunk Anansie and
Garbage had ventured down the plastic trouser route then either - so you could
say the PVC was my USP.
WHAT ABOUT NOW…
So nearly two decades
later, what am I wearing to my gigs now? The answer is mainly shorts/hot-pants (call them what you will)
with opaque tights and shoe/boots. But recently I’ve been thinking, is the hot-pant
(albeit a tailored non cheek revealing version) ok for a 41 year old who is not
Kylie?
I’m glad to say that I
didn’t ponder too long over my ‘shall I shan’t I hot-pant wobble (pant wobble –
ew!). I decided that this is a totally acceptable outfit to wear. Had I teamed
the shorts with bare legs, sky-rise stilettoes and a plunging neckline –
probably not. But with opaque tights, the conclusion is that the shorts still
fit the brief perfectly and so I will wear them confidently.
However, I’ve been
wearing variations of the short/hot-pant thing for some time and it would be
good to try some different outfits. And being in a band, to a degree, gives me
a license to try things that I wouldn’t necessarily try if I was just popping
out to The Dog and Duck for a shandy.
INSPIRATION...
So, I thought of some
singers that inspired me – both visually and artistically - and merrily grabbed
some ‘reusable’ pictures from Google and included them here. But apparently
that’s a bit dodgy so I’ve created a board on Pinterest that you can view here. Not sure why this is less dodge – but I’m sure the picture
police will explain why when they wake me up tomorrow
morning on their dawn raid!Some of the first pictures are of Kate Moss - not a singer I know - but she does the Rock ‘n’ Roll look brilliantly.
After looking at Gwen
Stefanie, Lily Allen, Blondie and Imelda May - I think one simple way of spicing up
the shorts is a striped top and some stunning make-up. I can do the t-shirt
easily but I’m going to need a little help with the make-up. I don’t know about
you – but so often I apply make-up, think I’ve done a great job but when I look
in the mirror on my first trip to the loo of an evening out, it’s somehow vanished and I look very
similar to my no make-up selfie! #disappointing.
Now, old school rocker Chrissie
Hynde is sporting a well-fitting pair of leather trousers that look fantastic.
I’ve been on the lookout for some and I got very excited
when I found a Whistles pair online the other day – but as law of sod would
have it, they are now discontinued! Grr – shame, they were a great shape and under £500!
STOP PRESS…or
rather if you can imagine the sound of a stylus being dragged across a record
and the room going silent – do that.
(And sorry if you’re
still perched on the edge of the bath, this post seems to have turned into a
12” long play).
I’ve just opened The Sunday Times Style magazine
(Mother’s Day edition) and discovered this picture of a lady wearing PVC. A
very spooky coincidence.
This is the actress Charlotte Gainsborough. The PVC
trousers, if you ask me, fit just as badly as mine and as well as a bin liner.
But the difference being is that she appears at number 13 in the Best
Dressed 2014 chart. I know! I had to double check that I hadn’t accidently
turned over too many pages and skipped to an article titled Worst Dressed
2014. Nope, I hadn’t. So what the hell is going on here? The blurb alongside this picture says ‘Here she is doing what she does best – working a boyish, nonchalant, covertly sexual, French-meets English look, with a sly twist of something subversive. The PVC trousers are fashion rather than fetish (but they’re still PVC) and the rest is a retro boy look’. She could have worn a tux, but instead she opted for Alen Bennet-meets-punk and managed to look quite sexy in a Galod shrug, “whatever floats your boat” kind of way. What this outfit says is “You don’t know me, I do. Enjoy the movie”
I’m personally thinking that
the words were meant for a different picture and there was some sort of mix up
in the editorial/picture department. So, having the vital ingredient in my
possession, I thought it would be fun to try and re-create this look. So, I’ve
teamed my ‘sly twist of (baggy super high rise) subversive’ with a white shirt,
tank top (actually a vest top but it does the same thing) and a pair of brown
boots. This is the result.
I’m thinking the PVC trouser
might just have the Rock ‘n’ Roll edge, the sparkle and the stage presence I’ve
been looking for. Let’s hope they’re easier to find than their leather
counterparts - though I reckon Little T and Mr. B will be hoping not!
However, to quote a line
from the film Erin Brokovich, “As
long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's alright
with you?” And actually ladies, if you think you have two asses instead of one – flaunt it! There’s nothing like a sexy curve. Is there Kanye?
M x
Next time….I’ll be revisiting the amazing world of colour analysis and how it’s changing lives around me. I might also give you a sneaky peak at some of my new (not much grey or black!) purchases since my 'She's got legs...' post. Oh and before you go, if you’re also fans of Kate Moss’s style, she will be launching her new collection in Topshop at the end of April. Her first collection was amazing – so I’m very excited about this one.
Next time….I’ll be revisiting the amazing world of colour analysis and how it’s changing lives around me. I might also give you a sneaky peak at some of my new (not much grey or black!) purchases since my 'She's got legs...' post. Oh and before you go, if you’re also fans of Kate Moss’s style, she will be launching her new collection in Topshop at the end of April. Her first collection was amazing – so I’m very excited about this one.
just ventured here while listening to your discussion on the radio ;) And no! Not just for the PVC!! Heh! :D
ReplyDeleteA very inspiring journey you are taking, Melanie.
Thanks for dropping by - come back soon!
ReplyDeleteI love that you tried the same (ish) outfit on as the mag lady! Made me laugh...and you're right, it doesn't look half bad! :)
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't does it? Ha! I need to continue my new pvc search though - I have a gig on the 30th April.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your feedback Aalize - always means a lot to me. M xx